Careers, I believe, are way overrated. And this is an area I know a bit about, having a few pro-fessional titles behind me: Commercial Art Director, University Art Professor, Institutional Arts Administrator, Nonprofit Arts Consultant... I finally see these past endeavors in their proper light -for they’re but stepping stones - ushering me towards a higher calling: Challenging the Guinness Wold Record. “Ladies & Gentlemen, I present the Wold’s smallest ridable bicycle and tandem.”