Careers, I believe, are way overrated. And this is an area I know a bit about, having a few professional titles behind me. Commercial Art Director, University Art Professor, Institutional Arts Administrator, Nonprofit Arts Consultant... I finally see these past endeavors in their proper light, for they were but stepping stones, ushering me towards a much higher calling - Challenging the Guinness Wold Record. Ladies & Gentlemen, I present the Wold’s smallest bicycle and tandem.

 

Guinness Wold Record