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NAME: Global Freddie (AKA, Euro Freddie).
DESTINATION: Unknown.
LAST SEEN: Katmandu, Nepal.
LAST SEEN WITH: Flying Tiger 3-speed.
DESCRIPTION: Mild steel frame, brazed lug joints, proletariat parts.
SALIENT FEATURES: Oil bath chain guard, hairpin style leather saddle, mounted on rare,
Campy/Moser self-binding seat pin.
IDENTIFYING MARKS: Scratched and clawed enamel finish w/ large hairball behind rear cog.
CONTACT: Eagle Newsletter Editor, if you have any information on this person’s where-
abouts. He is not thought to be dangerous, but I wouldn’t mention Lance Arm-
strong’s 3rd, consecutive Tour de France victory, on Sh(censored)o components.
REWARD: You’ve got to be kidding.